Episode 4 Script

[MikeeJimbo]

Episode 4 (thus far)

Edward: "I'm gonna be a prisoner! I'm gonna meet some guy named Bubba and he's going to make me do horrible things!"

Suki: "Oh come on Ed, I'm sure it won't be like that! Besides, Marci and Kylo are going to help us out."

Edward: "I'm a broken man, living as an outlaw! Hey! The ladies dig that. Man, this could really improve my street cred."

Suki: "Edward, you have no street cred."

Edward: "Right, no where for it to go but up!"

*Bitzor and Lubelle come back*

Lubelle: “Ok guys, we’ve worked something out, it wasn’t easy mind you, but you can all leave free without any charges being pressed against you.”

Edward: “WOW! How did you pull that off? Did you remove a piece of clothing or something?”

Lubelle: “Don't make me question whether I should have helped you out in the first place.”

Bitzor: “How do you guys put up with him?”

Suki: “Well after a while you learn to just tune him out…”

Edward: “Anyways, let’s go, there’s a copy of Virtua Fighter with my name on it back home!”

*They go to leave but Bitzor stops them*

Bitzor: “Hold up you guys, there are conditions here.”

Joey: “Conditions?”

Lubelle: “Yeah, we could only get you out if you agreed to join the Guardians Reserve…”

Edward: “WHAT?!”

Suki: “Oh come on Ed, what would you rather do, sit in jail and rot, or be on reserves in case a crisis, a highly unlikely crisis, arises but still have a normal life outside of jail?”

Edward: “I’ll need time to think on this. I was looking forward to my street cred, after all.”

Lubelle: “Too late, I already signed you three up.”

Edward: “Damn.”

Bitzor: “Oh don’t worry, we’ve had peace for over 100 years now, odds are you’ll never be needed.”

*the scene begins to fade*

Edward (during the fade): "You just had to go and say that, didn't you?"

[TrekkiesUnite118]

Ok, when we fade back we'll have a scene like this:

*1 week later*
*We start with footage of Edward playing Digital Dance Mix. Suki Comes in*

Suki: "Edward, aren't you ready yet? The Ceremony is in an hour!"

Edward: "No, I'm not going!"

Suki: "Oh come on! It's the centennial celebration! Is this game really that much - what ARE you playing?"

Edward: "Digital Dance Mix."

Suki: "I thought I destroyed all you're Hentai games!"

Edward: "THIS ISN'T HENTAI! It's rhythm with sex!"

Suki: "Regardless, why are you playing this of all games?"

Edward: "Um, did you not notice I can look up her skirt?"

Suki: "Lovely..."

Edward: "Also, I'm playing it safe, trying to make sure bad things don't happen so I don't have to be called into action!"

Suki: "Oh that makes sense, only flaw in that logic is shutting yourself in a room is only protecting the Gurhal System from yourself, and a nuisance though you may be, you are not a threat to the Gurhal System."

Edward: "I CAN BE THREATENING! Remember when we were 5?"

Suki: "Oh how could I forget your evil plot to take down the colony by rewiring the control system with play-doh."

Edward: "It should have worked, I used the spaghetti mold and everything to make perfect wires. Honestly the citizens are lucky that didn't work..."

Suki: "Clearly... Now come on, let's go!"

Edward: "Fine..."

Joey: "Do you guys realize how akward you sound?"

*The scene changes to them being in a large crowd at the Aurorey Viewing Plaza*

Suki: "Look at all the people here!"

Edward: "You know they are only here to eye hump the Divine Maiden..."

Suki: "WHAT?! What about the women?"

Edward: "What women? Asside from you and Joey it's all guys..."

*Suki looks around*

Joey: "Aw, that's so sweet that all these boys have little crushes on the divine maiden."

Suki: "Yeah, but she's way out of their league, shes far more intelligent and powerful than anyone else in Gurhal from what I've heard..."

Edward: "Prepare to be disappointed."

Suki: "What makes you say that?"

Edward: "She's a dumb bimbo."

Suki: "EDWARD! She is NOT a bimbo!"

Joey: "Edward, that is rather mean to say, after all she is the symbol of peace and hope."

Edward: "You've never seen her though..."

Suki: "And when did YOU see her?"

Edward: "Years ago, Marci took me to a conference once where you could meet her."

Suki: "You probably just think she is dumb because she is so much more sophisticated than you are that your brain couldn't process what she was saying."

Joey: "From what I've observed of you Edward, that does sound right."

Suki: "Yeah, I can see the words Error flashing across your face just thinking about it..."

Announcer: "May I have your attention please! Introducing the Divine Maiden!"

*The crowd goes wild*

Random dude 1: "Oh my god DIVINE MAIDEN!"

Random dude 2: "I WANT TO SNIFF YOUR PANTIES!"

Random Dude 3: "BEAR MY CHILDREN!"

Random Dude 4: "I want to cover myself in koltova juice and have you lick it off of me!"

Edward: "Well Suki, make your own judgement then, cuz here she is!"

*The screen starts to fade black*

Divine Maiden: "Hey you guys, like, how hot am I! Do you guys, like, um, know who I am?"

Random Dude: "THE DIVINE MAIDEN!"

Divine Maiden: "SHUT UP! like, how did you know that? Anyways, I want to thank you for coming to my birthday party!"

*we hear confused voices*

Divine Maiden: "But like, wait a minute, it's October, my birth day is in April...um... HAPPY KWANZAA! I hope someone made a cake!"

Suki & Joey: "Oh...my...god..."

End of Episode 4