Post by TrekkiesUnite118 on Nov 2, 2009 0:58:52 GMT -5
*We begin where we left off previously*
Maiden: "So, I'd like to thank you all for coming to this wonderful Kwanzaa celeberation!"
Random dude 1: "Anything for you Maiden!"
Random dude 2: "Will you PLEASE bear my children?"
Maiden: "Hopefully, we can make this the best Kwanzaa ever!"
*We pan to Suki and Joey*
Suki: "I-I-I don't believe it, she's dumber than a box of rocks!"
Joey: "Perhaps she's faking it?"
*Pans back to the Maiden*
Maiden: *Noticing her reflection in the glass behind her* "Like Oh my gawd! We have the same outfit! Are we secret sisters? We should totally hang out some time!"
*The reflection says nothing*
Maiden *hmph* "You don't have to be so rude! Sheesh, I was just commenting on your looks..."
*She turns away*
Maiden: "Gosh, what a bitch."
Random Dude: "YOU SHOWED HER!"
*Back to our heroes*
Joey: "I take that back, she's definitely missing a good chunk of her frontal lobe..."
Edward: "Told you so!"
Suki: "I never thought I'd live to see the day that we'd find someone dumber than Edward..."
Edward: "I'm not dumb! I'm just an idiot from watching so much TV and playing so many video games!"
Suki and Joey: "We know, we know..."
Edward: "Damn straight you know! If you didn't I was gonna - JESUS PESUS! YOU CAN SEE THROUGH HER SHIRT!"
*He runs off towards the Maiden*
Suki and Joey: *Annoyed* "Idiot."
*At that moment we see a scene of the AMV moving around the Colony*
Maiden: "Oh good! The AMF are here to celebrate with us!"
*At that the Seed begin attacking and AMF ships start blowing up*
Maiden: "WOW! THE FIRE WORKS ARE STARTING! This is the best Kwanzaa ever!"
*A very large ship gets blown up*
Maiden: "THAT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME!"
Random dude 4: "TOTALLY AWESOME!"
Random dude 5: "THIS IS COOL!"
Random dude 6: "They've totally gone all out this year man!"
*Back to the heroes*
Joey: "I don't think those are fireworks..."
Edward: "What was your first clue? The ships blowing up or the burning corpses and debris raining down on the glass roof?"
Suki: "We should get out of here, it can't be safe..."
Announcement: "SHIT BE BLOWIN UP! Please make your way to the nearest shelter as quickly as possible, and thank you for not panicking, considering that this is where your corpse will rot!"
Maiden: "Oh no, they're canceling Kwanzaa"
Edward, Suki, Joey: *under their breath* "Idiot."
*People start running for the exits as the screen fades out, it fades back in and we find our heroes lost in the Linear Line*
Edward: "Nothing is going to happen today! Nothing Edward! It's perfectly safe! You guys are freaking jinxes!"
Suki: "So it's our fault random things attacked?"
Edward: "Until I find evidence other wise, yes..."
Joey: "Who cares who's fault it is! We need to get out of here!"
*From behind*
Maiden: "The Holy Light will guide us!"
Edward, Suki, Joey: *Facepalming* "Oi Vei..."
Maiden: "I can totally find the way out! I'm an expert at this kind of stuff!"
Edward: "What qualifies you as an expert?"
Maiden: "I beat the snail game on the Sega Master System!"
Edward: "THAT'S INCREDIBLE! Lead the way!"
Maiden: "Ok, come this way bitches and bitchettes!"
Joey: "Bitchettes?"
Maiden: "You know, female bitches!"
Edward: *Laughing* "OH THAT IS JUST PRECIOUS! And you guys think I'm stupid..."
Maiden: "What? I don't get what's so funny..."
Suki: "Nothing..."
Maiden: "Okey dokey pokey! Let's go!"
*We see them walking with snail game music playing.*
*As they are following the Maiden*
Suki: "So where are your guards?"
Maiden: "They said I was lost, so I figured I'd go find myself!"
Suki: "That's odd..."
*Goes to scene back at the plaza*
Guard 1: "Oh crap where is she!?"
Guard 2: "I don't know, she was right here a minute ago, then her reflection walked away and she disappeared!"
Guard 1: "SHE MUST HAVE BEEN PULLED INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION!"
Guard 2: "I'll go find Steven Hawking!"
* Back to our heroes*
Suki: *Whispering to Edward* "So when can we ditch her and get out? We've passed the exit 3 times already..."
Edward: "I figure after a while I'll say 'Times up!' and she'll think the snail game is over and let one of us take over."
*We see more of them walking with Snail game music playing until The Maiden leads them right into a Seed Form*
Maiden: "What's this? Is it a Kwanzaa Costume?"
Suki: "No, I think that's what's attacking the colony..."
Maiden: "HOW DARE YOU RUIN KWANZAA"
*She goes to cast a technique and gets 1 hit KO'd*
Edward: "Well that was quite helpful..."
Suki: "What are we going to do?!"
Edward: 'What do you mean what? I'm getting the @$%* out of here!"
*Edward goes to run away and see's Bitzor on the ground*
Edward: "Bitzor what are you doing here?"
Bitzor: "I tried to fight them, but there were too many! Here take this wimpy hand gun and kill them all..."
Edward: *Excited* "Wow really!?"
Bitzor: *Getting up quickly* "Hell no! I just wanted to see your reaction, it was quite priceless..."
Edward: "Can I still hold the gun?"
Bitzor: "Sure! When you pass boot camp..."
Edward: "Damn, I forgot. I guess this means we're called into action."
Bitzor: "Obviously..."
Suki: *Offscreen* "I hate to interrupt this little pow wow, but HELP!"
*We see Suki and Joey cowering in a corner with Seed-Forms surrounding them*
Bitzor: "lolk"
*Bitzor uses Paradi Cataract and eliminates all the SEED-Forms*
Edward: "Where's my seizure attack?"
Bitzor: "You can't have one..."
Edward: "Damn, CASTS have all the cool stuff..."
Bitzor: "Yes, that way we can easily enslave you puny Humans when we conquer the universe..."
Edward: "WHAT?!"
Bitzor: "Nothing..."
*The Maidens Guards show up*
Guard 1: "It's the Maiden!"
Guard 2: "How did she get here?"
Guard 1: "They must have used this CAST to create a wormhole to pull her here!"
Guard 2: "You sick people! What were your intentions with the Maiden?"
Bitzor: "What?"
Guard 1: "Shut up you stupid cast!"
Bitzor: *Almost demonic sounding* "You DARE oppose me puny Newman?"
*The guards flee*
Bitzor: "I love doing that."
Suki: "So what's going on Bitzor?"
Bitzor: "We don't know, but obviously some alien race has declared war on us."
Edward: "How is that different from any other War we've had?"
Bitzor: "We didn't make this race..."
Edward: "Oh..."
Joey: "So, what are we supposed to do now?"
Bitzor: "You three will be reporting to boot camp by the end of the week. I'll probably be on assignment by tomorrow"
*The screen starts to fade black*
Joey: "I don't like the sound of boot camp..."
Edward: "I'm too pretty for war..."
Bitzor: "Oh they're going to love that..."
Edward: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Bitzor: "You'll see..."
Edward: "Any advice?"
Bitzor: "Don't drop the soap!"
Edward: "I don't like where this is going..."
*End of Episode 5*
Maiden: "So, I'd like to thank you all for coming to this wonderful Kwanzaa celeberation!"
Random dude 1: "Anything for you Maiden!"
Random dude 2: "Will you PLEASE bear my children?"
Maiden: "Hopefully, we can make this the best Kwanzaa ever!"
*We pan to Suki and Joey*
Suki: "I-I-I don't believe it, she's dumber than a box of rocks!"
Joey: "Perhaps she's faking it?"
*Pans back to the Maiden*
Maiden: *Noticing her reflection in the glass behind her* "Like Oh my gawd! We have the same outfit! Are we secret sisters? We should totally hang out some time!"
*The reflection says nothing*
Maiden *hmph* "You don't have to be so rude! Sheesh, I was just commenting on your looks..."
*She turns away*
Maiden: "Gosh, what a bitch."
Random Dude: "YOU SHOWED HER!"
*Back to our heroes*
Joey: "I take that back, she's definitely missing a good chunk of her frontal lobe..."
Edward: "Told you so!"
Suki: "I never thought I'd live to see the day that we'd find someone dumber than Edward..."
Edward: "I'm not dumb! I'm just an idiot from watching so much TV and playing so many video games!"
Suki and Joey: "We know, we know..."
Edward: "Damn straight you know! If you didn't I was gonna - JESUS PESUS! YOU CAN SEE THROUGH HER SHIRT!"
*He runs off towards the Maiden*
Suki and Joey: *Annoyed* "Idiot."
*At that moment we see a scene of the AMV moving around the Colony*
Maiden: "Oh good! The AMF are here to celebrate with us!"
*At that the Seed begin attacking and AMF ships start blowing up*
Maiden: "WOW! THE FIRE WORKS ARE STARTING! This is the best Kwanzaa ever!"
*A very large ship gets blown up*
Maiden: "THAT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME!"
Random dude 4: "TOTALLY AWESOME!"
Random dude 5: "THIS IS COOL!"
Random dude 6: "They've totally gone all out this year man!"
*Back to the heroes*
Joey: "I don't think those are fireworks..."
Edward: "What was your first clue? The ships blowing up or the burning corpses and debris raining down on the glass roof?"
Suki: "We should get out of here, it can't be safe..."
Announcement: "SHIT BE BLOWIN UP! Please make your way to the nearest shelter as quickly as possible, and thank you for not panicking, considering that this is where your corpse will rot!"
Maiden: "Oh no, they're canceling Kwanzaa"
Edward, Suki, Joey: *under their breath* "Idiot."
*People start running for the exits as the screen fades out, it fades back in and we find our heroes lost in the Linear Line*
Edward: "Nothing is going to happen today! Nothing Edward! It's perfectly safe! You guys are freaking jinxes!"
Suki: "So it's our fault random things attacked?"
Edward: "Until I find evidence other wise, yes..."
Joey: "Who cares who's fault it is! We need to get out of here!"
*From behind*
Maiden: "The Holy Light will guide us!"
Edward, Suki, Joey: *Facepalming* "Oi Vei..."
Maiden: "I can totally find the way out! I'm an expert at this kind of stuff!"
Edward: "What qualifies you as an expert?"
Maiden: "I beat the snail game on the Sega Master System!"
Edward: "THAT'S INCREDIBLE! Lead the way!"
Maiden: "Ok, come this way bitches and bitchettes!"
Joey: "Bitchettes?"
Maiden: "You know, female bitches!"
Edward: *Laughing* "OH THAT IS JUST PRECIOUS! And you guys think I'm stupid..."
Maiden: "What? I don't get what's so funny..."
Suki: "Nothing..."
Maiden: "Okey dokey pokey! Let's go!"
*We see them walking with snail game music playing.*
*As they are following the Maiden*
Suki: "So where are your guards?"
Maiden: "They said I was lost, so I figured I'd go find myself!"
Suki: "That's odd..."
*Goes to scene back at the plaza*
Guard 1: "Oh crap where is she!?"
Guard 2: "I don't know, she was right here a minute ago, then her reflection walked away and she disappeared!"
Guard 1: "SHE MUST HAVE BEEN PULLED INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION!"
Guard 2: "I'll go find Steven Hawking!"
* Back to our heroes*
Suki: *Whispering to Edward* "So when can we ditch her and get out? We've passed the exit 3 times already..."
Edward: "I figure after a while I'll say 'Times up!' and she'll think the snail game is over and let one of us take over."
*We see more of them walking with Snail game music playing until The Maiden leads them right into a Seed Form*
Maiden: "What's this? Is it a Kwanzaa Costume?"
Suki: "No, I think that's what's attacking the colony..."
Maiden: "HOW DARE YOU RUIN KWANZAA"
*She goes to cast a technique and gets 1 hit KO'd*
Edward: "Well that was quite helpful..."
Suki: "What are we going to do?!"
Edward: 'What do you mean what? I'm getting the @$%* out of here!"
*Edward goes to run away and see's Bitzor on the ground*
Edward: "Bitzor what are you doing here?"
Bitzor: "I tried to fight them, but there were too many! Here take this wimpy hand gun and kill them all..."
Edward: *Excited* "Wow really!?"
Bitzor: *Getting up quickly* "Hell no! I just wanted to see your reaction, it was quite priceless..."
Edward: "Can I still hold the gun?"
Bitzor: "Sure! When you pass boot camp..."
Edward: "Damn, I forgot. I guess this means we're called into action."
Bitzor: "Obviously..."
Suki: *Offscreen* "I hate to interrupt this little pow wow, but HELP!"
*We see Suki and Joey cowering in a corner with Seed-Forms surrounding them*
Bitzor: "lolk"
*Bitzor uses Paradi Cataract and eliminates all the SEED-Forms*
Edward: "Where's my seizure attack?"
Bitzor: "You can't have one..."
Edward: "Damn, CASTS have all the cool stuff..."
Bitzor: "Yes, that way we can easily enslave you puny Humans when we conquer the universe..."
Edward: "WHAT?!"
Bitzor: "Nothing..."
*The Maidens Guards show up*
Guard 1: "It's the Maiden!"
Guard 2: "How did she get here?"
Guard 1: "They must have used this CAST to create a wormhole to pull her here!"
Guard 2: "You sick people! What were your intentions with the Maiden?"
Bitzor: "What?"
Guard 1: "Shut up you stupid cast!"
Bitzor: *Almost demonic sounding* "You DARE oppose me puny Newman?"
*The guards flee*
Bitzor: "I love doing that."
Suki: "So what's going on Bitzor?"
Bitzor: "We don't know, but obviously some alien race has declared war on us."
Edward: "How is that different from any other War we've had?"
Bitzor: "We didn't make this race..."
Edward: "Oh..."
Joey: "So, what are we supposed to do now?"
Bitzor: "You three will be reporting to boot camp by the end of the week. I'll probably be on assignment by tomorrow"
*The screen starts to fade black*
Joey: "I don't like the sound of boot camp..."
Edward: "I'm too pretty for war..."
Bitzor: "Oh they're going to love that..."
Edward: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Bitzor: "You'll see..."
Edward: "Any advice?"
Bitzor: "Don't drop the soap!"
Edward: "I don't like where this is going..."
*End of Episode 5*
