Post by TrekkiesUnite118 on Sept 24, 2009 22:27:26 GMT -5
Here is a preliminary script:
Episode 1:
The scene opens with Edward playing a random video game for about a minute. This is suddenly interrupted.
Suki: “Ed?”
Edward: “…”
Suki: *trying to sound a bit louder* “Edward?”
Edward: “…”
Suki: “EDWARD!!!!!”
Edward: “What? Can’t you see I’m busy here?”
Suki: “Clearly”
She goes and stands between him and the TV. Edward tries to see around her.
Suki: “Don’t you ever get bored of playing the same games over and over again?”
Edward: “Nope.”
Suki: “Don’t you wanna go do something?”
Edward: “Nope.”
Suki: “But we have a whole colony at our doorstep! Think of all the exciting things we could do.”
Edward: “Exciting things? Did you hit your head woman? Let’s think about this for a minute shall we? First we have the First Floor fountain. Gee this was exciting for about 5 seconds, now its dead and no one goes there… well, except once a year to scream ‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONIC!’ Then we have the 2nd floor, full of shops with such out of date inventory they aren’t worth going to. It’s not fun shopping when you literally own everything that can be sold to you. No wonder our economy sucks and is getting worse. Then we have the 3rd floor, which is nothing but a closed down club that is never open and will never be open, a space for rent that no one wants, and makeover shops. Gee my manly ambitions really desire to for me get my nails done. Then the 4th floor, which is nothing but transports to the planets that we can’t use because we don’t have a passport, a train station for trains that go no where, and a 4th space port that’s absolutely useless seeing has how there are only three planets. Then there’s the 5th floor which is off limits to all non GUARDIANS.”
Suki: “So?”
Edward: “SO?! All there is to do here is shop for junk you already own and get a makeover; this place is like a chick’s paradise and a dude’s hell. So no thank you, you can go on your epic quest to get your hair done but I am going to stay right here and play some games.”
Suki: “Oh come on! I wanted to find something to write my next article about!”
Edward: “Do what you did last time!”
Suki: “I would but my boss said if I write one more article about how Sexy Parodius is NOT about Sex and how this is misleading to the buyers –“
Edward: “Those evil developers! Here I thought it was going to be an Adults Only game!”
Suki: “As I was saying, he said if I write something like that again he’s gonna demote me back to the Weather section.”
Edward: “I liked that, I could change your reports and as a result get the weather I wished!”
Suki: “THAT WAS YOU!? No wonder my reports were always different from what I wrote and people were always mad at me.”
Edward: “Sorry if I wanted it to rain for once…”
Suki: “WEATHER DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! Now get up! We’re going out for a bit!”
Edward: “Make me!”
Suki steals his video games.
Edward: “Touché…”
Episode 1:
The scene opens with Edward playing a random video game for about a minute. This is suddenly interrupted.
Suki: “Ed?”
Edward: “…”
Suki: *trying to sound a bit louder* “Edward?”
Edward: “…”
Suki: “EDWARD!!!!!”
Edward: “What? Can’t you see I’m busy here?”
Suki: “Clearly”
She goes and stands between him and the TV. Edward tries to see around her.
Suki: “Don’t you ever get bored of playing the same games over and over again?”
Edward: “Nope.”
Suki: “Don’t you wanna go do something?”
Edward: “Nope.”
Suki: “But we have a whole colony at our doorstep! Think of all the exciting things we could do.”
Edward: “Exciting things? Did you hit your head woman? Let’s think about this for a minute shall we? First we have the First Floor fountain. Gee this was exciting for about 5 seconds, now its dead and no one goes there… well, except once a year to scream ‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONIC!’ Then we have the 2nd floor, full of shops with such out of date inventory they aren’t worth going to. It’s not fun shopping when you literally own everything that can be sold to you. No wonder our economy sucks and is getting worse. Then we have the 3rd floor, which is nothing but a closed down club that is never open and will never be open, a space for rent that no one wants, and makeover shops. Gee my manly ambitions really desire to for me get my nails done. Then the 4th floor, which is nothing but transports to the planets that we can’t use because we don’t have a passport, a train station for trains that go no where, and a 4th space port that’s absolutely useless seeing has how there are only three planets. Then there’s the 5th floor which is off limits to all non GUARDIANS.”
Suki: “So?”
Edward: “SO?! All there is to do here is shop for junk you already own and get a makeover; this place is like a chick’s paradise and a dude’s hell. So no thank you, you can go on your epic quest to get your hair done but I am going to stay right here and play some games.”
Suki: “Oh come on! I wanted to find something to write my next article about!”
Edward: “Do what you did last time!”
Suki: “I would but my boss said if I write one more article about how Sexy Parodius is NOT about Sex and how this is misleading to the buyers –“
Edward: “Those evil developers! Here I thought it was going to be an Adults Only game!”
Suki: “As I was saying, he said if I write something like that again he’s gonna demote me back to the Weather section.”
Edward: “I liked that, I could change your reports and as a result get the weather I wished!”
Suki: “THAT WAS YOU!? No wonder my reports were always different from what I wrote and people were always mad at me.”
Edward: “Sorry if I wanted it to rain for once…”
Suki: “WEATHER DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! Now get up! We’re going out for a bit!”
Edward: “Make me!”
Suki steals his video games.
Edward: “Touché…”
