Post by TrekkiesUnite118 on Sept 24, 2009 23:02:19 GMT -5
Episode 1:
The scene opens with Edward playing a random video game for about thirty seconds. This is suddenly interrupted.
Suki: “Ed?”
Edward: “…”
Suki: *trying to sound a bit louder* “Edward?”
Edward: “…”
Suki: “EDWARD!!!!!”
Edward: “What? Can’t you see I’m busy here?”
Suki: “Clearly”
She goes and stands between him and the TV. Edward tries to see around her.
Suki: “Don’t you ever get bored of playing the same games over and over again?”
Edward: “Nope.”
Suki: “Don’t you wanna go do something?”
Edward: “Nope.”
Suki: “But we have a whole colony at our doorstep! Think of all the exciting things we could do.”
Edward: “Exciting things? Did you hit your head woman? Let’s think about this for a minute shall we?”
Suki: “Well ok…”
Edward: “First we have the First Floor fountain. Gee this was exciting for about 5 seconds, now its dead and no one goes there… well, except once a year to scream ‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONIC!’
*Move to clip of people screaming Happy Birthday Sonic!*
Edward: “Then we have the 2nd floor, full of shops with such dated inventory that you literally own everything that can be sold to you. This would explain the downward spiral that is our economy.”
*Show scene of rich person looking sad and poor*
Rich Person: “I have all this money but nothing to spend it on, what a terrible depression this is.”
*Back to Edward*
Edward: “Then we have the 3rd floor. There's a club there, which would be fun except it's never going to open, an empty space for rent that no one can rent because of the aforementioned downward spiral of the economy, and places to get makeovers, which is totally what I want to do.”
*Switch to male hair dresser*
Hair Dresser: “Oh. My. GAAAAAAWD! You would look so much more yummy with some blond highlights, a short spiky cut and a nice tight shirt! *Giggles*”
*Back to Edward
Edward: “Then the 4th floor, which is nothing but transports to the planets that we can’t go to, a train station for trains that go no where, and another space port that’s absolutely useless seeing has how there are only three planets. Then there’s the 5th floor which is off limits to all non-GUARDIANS and is probably where all the fun stuff is.”
*Goes to scene of Ed and Suki standing in front of the 5th floor entrance, a large burly man stands in the way*
Large Man: “NO FLOOR FOR YOU!”
*Back to Edward*
Suki: “So?”
Edward: “SO?! All there is to do here is shop for junk you already own and get a makeover; this place is like a chick’s paradise and a dude’s hell. So no thank you, you can go on your epic quest to get your hair done but I am going to stay right here and play some games.”
Suki: “Oh come on! I wanted to find something to write my next article about!”
Edward: “Do what you did last time!”
Suki: “I would but my boss said if I write one more article about how Sexy Parodius is NOT about Sex and how this is misleading to the buyers –“
Edward: “Those evil developers! Here I thought it was going to be an Adults Only game!”
Suki: “As I was saying, he said if I write something like that again he’s gonna demote me back to the Weather section.”
Edward: “I liked that, I could change your reports and as a result get the weather I wished!”
Suki: “THAT WAS YOU!? No wonder my reports were always different from what I wrote and people were always mad at me.”
Edward: “Sorry if I wanted it to rain for once…”
Suki: “WEATHER DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! Now get up! We’re going out for a bit!”
Edward: “Make me!”
Suki steals his video games.
Edward: “Touché…”
End of episode
As the scene is going black:
Edward: “Fine, but something exciting better happen or you have to do whatever I ask you to when we get back!”
Suki: “Ugh, fine.”
Edward: “WOW REALLY!?”
Suki: “NO SEXUAL FAVORS!”
Edward: “Who said anything about Sexual favors? I just wanted you to play Virtua Fighter with me!”
Suki: “I can’t tell which is worse…”
The scene opens with Edward playing a random video game for about thirty seconds. This is suddenly interrupted.
Suki: “Ed?”
Edward: “…”
Suki: *trying to sound a bit louder* “Edward?”
Edward: “…”
Suki: “EDWARD!!!!!”
Edward: “What? Can’t you see I’m busy here?”
Suki: “Clearly”
She goes and stands between him and the TV. Edward tries to see around her.
Suki: “Don’t you ever get bored of playing the same games over and over again?”
Edward: “Nope.”
Suki: “Don’t you wanna go do something?”
Edward: “Nope.”
Suki: “But we have a whole colony at our doorstep! Think of all the exciting things we could do.”
Edward: “Exciting things? Did you hit your head woman? Let’s think about this for a minute shall we?”
Suki: “Well ok…”
Edward: “First we have the First Floor fountain. Gee this was exciting for about 5 seconds, now its dead and no one goes there… well, except once a year to scream ‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONIC!’
*Move to clip of people screaming Happy Birthday Sonic!*
Edward: “Then we have the 2nd floor, full of shops with such dated inventory that you literally own everything that can be sold to you. This would explain the downward spiral that is our economy.”
*Show scene of rich person looking sad and poor*
Rich Person: “I have all this money but nothing to spend it on, what a terrible depression this is.”
*Back to Edward*
Edward: “Then we have the 3rd floor. There's a club there, which would be fun except it's never going to open, an empty space for rent that no one can rent because of the aforementioned downward spiral of the economy, and places to get makeovers, which is totally what I want to do.”
*Switch to male hair dresser*
Hair Dresser: “Oh. My. GAAAAAAWD! You would look so much more yummy with some blond highlights, a short spiky cut and a nice tight shirt! *Giggles*”
*Back to Edward
Edward: “Then the 4th floor, which is nothing but transports to the planets that we can’t go to, a train station for trains that go no where, and another space port that’s absolutely useless seeing has how there are only three planets. Then there’s the 5th floor which is off limits to all non-GUARDIANS and is probably where all the fun stuff is.”
*Goes to scene of Ed and Suki standing in front of the 5th floor entrance, a large burly man stands in the way*
Large Man: “NO FLOOR FOR YOU!”
*Back to Edward*
Suki: “So?”
Edward: “SO?! All there is to do here is shop for junk you already own and get a makeover; this place is like a chick’s paradise and a dude’s hell. So no thank you, you can go on your epic quest to get your hair done but I am going to stay right here and play some games.”
Suki: “Oh come on! I wanted to find something to write my next article about!”
Edward: “Do what you did last time!”
Suki: “I would but my boss said if I write one more article about how Sexy Parodius is NOT about Sex and how this is misleading to the buyers –“
Edward: “Those evil developers! Here I thought it was going to be an Adults Only game!”
Suki: “As I was saying, he said if I write something like that again he’s gonna demote me back to the Weather section.”
Edward: “I liked that, I could change your reports and as a result get the weather I wished!”
Suki: “THAT WAS YOU!? No wonder my reports were always different from what I wrote and people were always mad at me.”
Edward: “Sorry if I wanted it to rain for once…”
Suki: “WEATHER DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! Now get up! We’re going out for a bit!”
Edward: “Make me!”
Suki steals his video games.
Edward: “Touché…”
End of episode
As the scene is going black:
Edward: “Fine, but something exciting better happen or you have to do whatever I ask you to when we get back!”
Suki: “Ugh, fine.”
Edward: “WOW REALLY!?”
Suki: “NO SEXUAL FAVORS!”
Edward: “Who said anything about Sexual favors? I just wanted you to play Virtua Fighter with me!”
Suki: “I can’t tell which is worse…”
